Guy's Night

Feb 20, 2009

Hey guys!  Remember that tonight is Guy's Night.  I do want to remind you of a few important things.  Every time we do one of these things we have some guy show up in a pair of dolphin shorts and a tank top with no supplies saying "I don't need anything to sleep on.  I'll use a Bible for a pillow."  I was a teenaged guy once.  I know how it goes.  You want to be manly, macho men.  When you don't have what you need, it is not manly.  You are unprepared.  Also, it is not manly when you wake me up at 2 AM saying you can't sleep cause you are cold, or we wake up at 9 and you haven't slept and look like the crazy cat lady from down the street. 

With that in mind, read the list.  Know the list.  Follow the list.  Love the list.  It is a great list.  The Chicago Sun Times says, "I read the list.  It was incredible.  I laughed.  I cried.  It became a part of me."

*We will be meeting at the church tonight at 6:30 PM

*There are a few things that you will need to bring:

--A sleeping bag
--A pillow
--A change of clothes
--A light jacket
--Mr Scruffington (if you can't go a night without your teddy bear)
--Your toothbrush (your breath stinks in the morning without it)
--Deodorant (teenaged guys stink without it...I do have a stick of Secret deodorant for those who forget---it is good stuff: strong enough for a man, but made for a woman)

*There are a few things that you will not bring:

--Anything that could be used as a weapon
--Video games ---We won't have time for them this time
--Pot, yellow jackets, snoozers, monkey dust, polish cat blankets, cheese, cheese whiz, Nuprin, or whatever you are calling any street drugs nowadays
--Your best friends that didn't sign up online, or I haven't previously approved

*If you don't bring the things above that you are supposed to bring, or if you do bring the stuff that you aren't supposed to bring, your parents will have to come pick you up until you can fix that problem!

Important Note: In the morning, the women are having a Pink Party.  We will not be a part of it.  We will ask your parents to pick you up by 10:30 (and no later, please!) on the other side of the church, by the GKI entrance (The South side of the church).

Thanks---I can't wait to have fun tonight!